Wednesday, April 20, 2011

A TYPICAL NIGERIAN POLITICAL ADVERT

The write-up that you are about to read has the ability to give you a real picture of what Nigerian politics look like

We require appointment as a people representative at a law making house, a proven hooligan with the following professional qualifications;
First degree in boxing or kicking boxing
A diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques
Must bee a dully certified liar with vast experience in corrupt practices
Must be ready to shun the voice of people in allegiance to the party’s wishes
Possession of a falsified educational degree will be a an added advantage
He must also have that additional advantage of speaking ands painting the picture of hell that every one will be willing and ready to go there without been forced

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